Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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