yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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