everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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