You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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