she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
