you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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