Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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