Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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