Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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