The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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