at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i think i have two assholes
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You're like the curious george of whores
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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