I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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