Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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