For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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