I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
its liver damage thursday
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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