he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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