Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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