Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Sext me about skeletons
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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