i would punch a child for taco bell
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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