2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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