Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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