Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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