have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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