i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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