my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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