Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Randomize
