Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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