He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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