I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
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