ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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