One girl and one boy is just not enough.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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