Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I forgot wine drunk hurts
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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