it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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