it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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