Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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