did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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