that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We are all done wearing pants today
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