I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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