Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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