We're facebook friends in real life
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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