I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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