so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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