You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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