You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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