Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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