Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I want to make a zoo with you.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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