gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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