I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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