if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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