Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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