Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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