I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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