could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
