Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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