Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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