what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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