We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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