She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
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