Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
We have so much sex to catch up on
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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