How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I will be naked everywhere
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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