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just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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