we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I just found puke in my bra..
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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