I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Houston, we have a squirter
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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