Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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