What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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